And as you stand there, on the cold tile floor looking at your immaculate reflection in the misty mirror, I see your smile slowly start to dissappear as your reflection becomes more clear.
I know what you are thinking. Another birthday has gone by, you won’t look as good as me.
Baby I don’t care. The way you smell rocks my world. That’s what attracted me to you in the first place. Had I seen you in my human life I would have admired your perfect jaw line and bone structure. Or maybe the way your curly chocolate hair lays on your broad shoulders. Oh I could go on. My point is, all i am really attracted to, besides your wonderful personality of course is your scent. Of course, if I turn you, there will be no reason to love you.
I’m tired of seeing perfect looking 200year Olds. I think crows feet at the corners of the eyes are super hot. I want you to have wrinkles.
Can’t you see? Time isn’t on your side baby but I am.
I will never leave you. Your human life is something that is so beautiful and sweet to me. I cherish it. You are literally my human other half. You’re everything I am not. If you think I will be come less attracted to you as the decades go by then think again. I can’t wait to be by your side when life throws you lemons. All I have to do is Suck the sour juice out and your pain is forever gone. So, for me baby, please don’t make me turn you.
Billy the pitt.
Billy the pitt is more than loyal to his owner.
Eats all the insects so his owner doesn’t have to freak out and kill them. Pees and poops only outside, like a dog should. Basically Billy the pitt does everything his owner asks of him if not more.
Billy’s owner has been telling him to stop eating all the creepy crawling things because he’s got it. But every time Billy turns around, there’s more and more bugs.
Billy has not eaten any bugs in almost a year. He’s waiting on his owners word that he’ll step in and do his job like he said he will and take care of the problem, but he’s not.
Billy’s owner reminds him of all the things he has to do before he can kill all the bugs and that he’s almost there but Billy is not sure.
Billy the pitt is started to get flees and stuff like that and although Billy can take care of himself he is still Reliant on his owner.
Lastly, Billy sees everything his owner goes through and how close he is to being able to do what he said he will do but at the same time Billy the Pitt just wants to take matters into his own hands.
What should Billy do? Continue to wait on his owner or take care of it himself?
Billy honestly needs an answer.
Let’s be friends!
Why after every 365 days we all count down to the exact second that’s its the supposed ‘happy new year’?
Why do we always assume it’s gonna be happy new year?
Call me pessimistic but for the last 3,650 days all I see people say on social media is how bad the late 365 days was and how great they’re gonna Make the next ones.
Of course go into the new 365 days with a freakn positive attitude.
But not this overwhelming predictction of what the next 365 days will look like!
Cause obviously that’s exactly what you did 365 days ago and you’re saying the same things. So change it up! (in hopes it won’t be the same)
But yea folks be glad you made it to another 365 days!
Let’s be friends!